Zero Pain Tolerance

Rolling Thoughts on the SHOCKING! Luka Doncic/Anthony Davis trade.

I woke up today and checked my phone

Andrew (best friend from college): "Luka a Laker WTF"

I thought he got fooled by one of those fake parody NBA twitter accounts again, like NBA_Centel. No way that could be real.

Then I searched my feed and WOW--this is, without exaggeration, the most shocking mega-trade in the life of my sports fandom, of all four major American sports. I was going to say my lifetime, but only the Gretzky trade is truly bigger than this.

I just can't even write anything but bullet point reactions so here goes:

This thread will keep updating.