not now kitten, daddy's baseball team fucking sucks
Dodgers lost yesterday night to the 90-loss Rockies. They are literally the worst NL record in more than 90 years... their current .288 win rate is the worst since the 1935 Boston Braves.
What the fuck?
My entire night was consumed by anger. Entire morning is spent in dread, wondering WTF is happening to my team. Wife and I were have a conversation about re-doing the living room last night and I just flat out told her, I can't even listen right now. Only thing going on in my head:
This dude had an ERA of nearly 8 going into today and we can't even hit him.
An ERA of 8. 2 is great. 3 is good. 4 is average. 5 is bad. 6 is horrible. 7 is joke. EIGHT.... yeah low sample size of 38 innings but EIGHT. I never heard of this guy "Tanner Gordon". You gotta slug the shit out of that guy. Especially when you got 3 All-Stars in the lineup and the reigning NL MVP. Speaking of the reigning NL MVP, what the hell is Shohei doing? He gets hit around by the Angels and now these 90-loss bums? Cmon dude you were unhittable in your first 7 starts and now your ERA is 4.61. What the fuck guys?
Ugh. I think I've spent the last 4 weeks with an unfathomable amount of random stress caused by Dodgers losses and injury news. I try to be grateful, they won the World Series literally last year... that's not easy and I don't take it for granted. They went 30+ years of my life without winning one, losing multiple World Series chances before 2020. But I don't know man, I just want more. I'm so greedy. This should be a 100 win team on paper and they're losing to the ROCKIES. What the fuck? It ruins my entire night. I don't even want to watch today but I know when the game starts and it'll live in my head what the score might be ugh could they really lose 3 out of 4 games to the worst NL team in the last 90 years??? It's not possible, right?
Does anyone have a cheat code on how to cope with your favorite team sucking so you can get on with life and be present for your family?