Zero Pain Tolerance

Guessing when mega-unicorn companies will IPO and what valuation

For no particular reason.

Could be decent guesses

Anduril IPO: 2027

Valuation: $90 billion

Databricks IPO: 2028

Valuation: $120 billion

OpenAI IPO: 2029

Valuation: $1 trillion

No Idea, Just Spittin'

Neuralink IPO: 2029

Valuation: $80 billion

Stripe IPO: 2031

Valuation: $250 billion

SpaceX IPO: 2034

Valuation: $2 trillion